Ladies!!! I'm getting the last few articles together for our next magazine, and if you want to be featured in it, you have a chance at a spot!!! Woohoo!!! All you have to do is send me a really fabulous picture of YOU in your Damsel in this Dress corset and write a really fantastic article on why corsets are awesome! If you have insightful, deep spiritual experiences whilst wearing a corset, bring it on! If wearing your corset saved your life when you got in a car wreck, I want to hear about it! (that one is actually true, believe it or not.) I DEFINITELY want a picture, and I'm looking for creative, honest writing. Oh, and one more thing.......
*THE WINNER OF THE CONTEST WILL RECEIVE $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE TO MY WEBSITE!!!
So, not ONLY do you get to be made famous by being put into our magazine, which is handed out to thousands of fans, BUT you also get free corsetry. Can't beat that. Here are the rules.
*All entries must be received by July 31, 2011 (I realize that this is QUICK, but I've got to get this magazine out!)
*All entries must be sent to email@example.com along with your photo, preferably in JPEG form, in a larger size format so we can get it clear, and not pixilated.
*You are agreeing to give me the rights to your story and your picture. If you're the kind of loser that wants to sue me over this later, then I'm not going to pick you ANYWAY, so THERE! I HATE legal language. I'm saying it straight here.
*A picture is required. Sorry, that that's the rule.
*No profanity or explicit sharing of your sexual lives. Keep that stuff to yourselves, ladies. Remember, it's a MAN that is my secretary!
*The reward you receive obviously can't be credited toward past purchases, and it can't be combined with any other offer. It's a hundred freaking dollars, gals. Just be grateful.
I think that's all. Now, I DO want you to remember that OUR INBOX WILL BE CROWDED over the next couple of days, so please have patience. If you could mark your emails as "contest entry" that would be lovely....that way we can tell what's what! Thanks, ladies, and HAPPY ENTERING!!!!