You too, could be a Victim of Cheap Costumes

So, for Halloween, I want to do a really sarcastic public service type commercial where we talk about the poor women who are victims of these horrible cheap polyester costumes that come out every year for Halloween, and we want to show them when the costumes look like on REAL women (or rather...me) and how much better real women could look in our stuff. I want to hold up a Halloween Costume package were it shows some poofy-lipped, fake-breasted, bleach blonde floozy with her lips slightly pursed, her jaw slack, and her eyelid slightly shut posing in a shiny polyester red and white striped short skirt, a black underbust "corset" that's sewn right into the horrible little ruffly blouse, complete with a zipper in the back. I'll demonstrate how the picture somehow shows glistening full cleavage and a tiny waist, and how when a real person puts it on, it will be like wearing a stuffy, ill-fitting t-shirt that makes me look like a fat, cheap hooker.
LADIES!!! I'm all about looking really sexy for Halloween, but in this sad world, I think we've all forgotten that sexy doesn't equal skanky and cheap! In fact, "sexy" doesn't even equal mini-skirts, low cut blouses and goofy little accessories (for instance, a "sexy" Little Bo Peep with a goofy little cane and frilly hat. Bleh!) I think it's so much sexier to wear really well fitted, flattering clothing that gives subtle hints of the glory that's inside! How about beautifully crafted, quality clothing made up in feminine fabrics that are complete eye candy. How about showing off the curves and being dang proud of them? The Hourglass! It's a timeless silouhette! (haha...time...)
I just think that it's more gratifying to get a smouldering stare, rather than some guy cat-calling or hooting and calling you "baby". You don't get any respect from those guys that think the floozy costumes are the way to go! Those guys are the "dumbed down" ones that only want to "get some" and then move on. They are not gentlemen. They will never treat you well. You dress that way, you will score that guy..for maybe a couple of weeks, and then he'll move on. How depressing. It's not just Halloween...it's your whole life.
I'm not saying that you should wear loose turtlenecks and ankle length skirts for Halloween. I'm a complete advocate of subtle provocative clothing. If a guy wants to look at a bunch of fake-looking naked women, he can get that pretty dang easily (unfortunately) but if you want one of those "quality" guys that' I'm talking about, you have to be a quality girl. Oooh, and one last note! I think of these teenage girls that are wanting to look all cute and sexy, and they wear this tight, short, low neck junk to attract the males. Attract the males-it will. BUT, I swear, they never think about the fact that's it's no only the 16 year old boys that will be looking at them. How about all the really creepy sex offenders? How about nasty old men, thinking about you in that way? Consider it for just a single moment. Bleh. And once again, no respect...and then you set the whole stage for the rest of your life and how men will treat you and how your heart and spirit and self confidence will be repeatedly shattered, trodden down, and diminished. ..........AND THAT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU CHOSE TO WEAR THE "SEXY BO PEEP" COSTUME.
I believe I've said enough. Ah, blogs! What a great way to make people either love or hate you!
Michelle