Okay, AWESOME SHIRT ALERT!! Well, of course I think it's awesome because I know the people who own this screen-printing company and I commissioned this shirt by them. It's a great company that has the same idea as me -make garments that lengthen the body, rather than making you into a stumpy human gnome!!! (Plus, I hate seeing people's bum-cracks when they have too short of shirts. No one has a cute bum. Sorry.) They made replicas and they sell if off of their etsy store, so I strongly STRONGLY encourage you to all go and purchase one. They'll make you instantly cool, and suddenly your hotness level will raise 12 points, all of your wildest dreams will come true and you'll be incredibly popular! (uh....maybe.....)
You can purchase one at http://swellshirts.etsy.com
Love you all!